Patty's Guidelines, Please
Proper, bakers, let’s go over the guidelines for this week:
Amorphous Purse Costume?
Verify.
Yellow Pool Float?
Checkity examine.
Bewildered broccoli?
Exxxxxcellent. Higher make extras of these.
Plastic Pilgrims?
Keep in mind, if anybody asks, their names are Molly and Seamus.
And final however not least, Oogie Boogie’s Cash Bag*.
(*Please word that is NOT a euphemism)
PERFECT.
Nicely, wreckerators, seems to be like all the things’s so as! Now let’s get on the market and write “St. Patty’s” on all the things to tick off the pedants:
Until the shopper asks for a shamrock.
GO TEAM GO!
Because of Ida, Melissa S., Cyndi C., Liza L., Ann G., Shannon Okay., & Megan H. for making us all really feel further fortunate this week.
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P.S. Talking of issues that make your head damage, a pal just lately acquired me this gel cap for my migraines, and candy icy Keep Puft, y’all, it is wonderful:
I’ve an enormous head and a whole lot of hair, so it is fairly cosy on me, however the further strain with the chilly is heavenly throughout a migraine. I used to carry a chilly pack and preserve shifting it round back and forth, however this wraps my whole cranium in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.
I preserve the gel cap sealed within the fridge on a regular basis now, so I can seize it as quickly as a headache begins up. The chilly solely lasts 15-20 minutes, nevertheless it’s 1000% value it in my ebook, extremely advocate.
