I wish to name this one: “Or… not.”


Bonus Monty Python Joke: “Put together to wreck in 1… 2… 5!


Extra baffling inventory cake sayings:


“Enable you Recover from the hill!”


Eesh, makes you surprise what ever occurred to plain ol’ “Blissful Birthday.”


Oh proper. That.


Generally a bakery show compels you to put in writing bakery slogans in your head.
And by “you,” I in fact imply “me,” as a result of who else thinks about humorous desserts this a lot? (No, actually, TELL ME. I want extra mates.)



[dramatic announcer voice] “Come for the horrifying poop toad, keep for the buttfaces!

Okay, so possibly I will keep out of promoting. WHAT.


Ruh-roh, appears like little Bob-the-Minion by accident floated over to the nude seaside!


(Watch for it. Waaaait for it.)



Because of Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for holding issues beachy peen.


P.S. This crossbody bag is certainly one of my all-time favourite purses, and is available in 36 totally different colours:

Crossbody Tassel Bag

It is surprisingly light-weight whereas feeling high-end, with a butter clean zipper and exquisite crisp stitching. Most “medium” purses are too small for me, however this one is tremendous roomy for all my gear, and has a useful entrance zip pocket I take advantage of for my cellphone. (Which inserts even in my large cellphone instances!)

The model works for dressing up or on a regular basis, and I looove all the colour choices. I’ve the orange, which is presently bought out, however the kelly inexperienced and lemon yellow are subsequent on my want checklist. In addition they have sizzling pink, denim blue, purple, and naturally extra impartial choices. For lower than $18, it is onerous to not purchase a bunch!